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So, jetzt wird jeden Tag ein Türchen aufgemacht und ein witziges Sätzchen oder zwei präsentiert.
Tür 1:
Kategorie: Ways to entertain yourself at the mall when you´re broke
* Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond
* Try pants on backwards at the Gap(R). Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big
* Go to RadioShack(R) and shriek at the computers saying, "Open the bomb bay doors, Hal!"
* Stand in a bathroom stall and yell, "Guard?? I want to call my lawyer!"
* Run up the escalators in the wrong direction. Yell at any one in your way that you have a plane to catch
* Go to the pet store and ask if you can hold one of the puppies. Hold the puppy in one hand as if you are trying to etimate it´s weight. Then ask, "Do you think he would feed four or should I get two of them?"
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