GefallenerEngel

Tür Nr. 5

Kategorie: If I ever happen to become an Evil Overlord

* My legions of terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones

* My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through

* My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon

* Shooting is not to good for my enemies

* The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box

* I will not gloat over my enemies predicament before killing them. When the rebel leader challenges me to fight one-on-one and asks, "Or are you afraid without your armies to back you up?" My reply will be, "No, just sensible."

* When I´ve captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I´ll say, "No", and shoot him

xtine

Möge die Macht auch in Zukunft mit dir sein...!

GefallenerEngel

Warte nur ab, Tür 5 hat viele Fortsetzungen

GefallenerEngel

So wie z.B.

Tür 6

Kategorie: If i ever happen to become an Evil Overlord

* I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push!"

* The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid to disregard it

* I will not order my trusted lieutanant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me - I´ll do it myself

* I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well

* I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat

* I will not waste time making my enemy´s death look like an accident - I´m not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn´t believe it

* I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy"; I simply choose not to show any

* One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will corrected before implentation

GefallenerEngel

Tür 7

Kategorie: If I ever happen to be an Evil Overlord Part III

* All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff

* The annoncement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal

* My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes

* The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request

* I will never employ any device with a digital countdown

*If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation

* I will design all doomsday machines by myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he´s caused

* I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there´s just one thing I want to know."

* When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice

* I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time

* I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero´s rugged countenance and she´d betray her own father

Toff

enlich ein evil overlord nach meinem geschmack!

xtine

auja - will mehr haben!!!

GefallenerEngel

Bringt mich nur an die Macht, die Fehler meiner Vorgänger waren meine Lektion

xtine

Paß auf, du bringst Dewitt und Co. auf dumme Gedanken...

GefallenerEngel

Tür 8

Kategorie: Noch immer hat der Evil Overlord Vorsätze

* Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it´s so easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly

* No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head

* I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses

* Even though this takes some fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

* No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely undestructible except for one small and virtually inaccesible vulnerable spot

* If I am engaged in a duel to the death with the hero and I am fortunate enough to knock the weapon out of his hand; I will graciously allow him to retrieve it. This is not from a sense of fair play; rather, he will be so startled and confused that I will easily be able to dispatch him

* I will never build only one of anything important. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times