Lovetalk.de

Zurück   Lovetalk.de > > >
Forenregeln Hilfe zum Forum Forum durchsuchen Passwort vergessen Registrieren Alle Foren als gelesen markieren

 
 
Themen-Optionen
Alt 09.12.2000, 04:29   #21
loon
Golden Member
 
Registriert seit: 03/2000
Beiträge: 1.046
*nochmaldankesagenwill*

weil immer noch *lacht*

loon
loon ist offline  
Alt 09.12.2000, 04:29 #00
Verbraucherinformant

Registriert seit: 21.08.2005
Ort: Litfaß
Beiträge: 4692

Hallo loon, ich kann mir vorstellen dass es dir heute nicht so gut geht. Was da hilft ist Schokolade. Schokolade hilft immer und es geht einem damit sicher nicht besser, aber für einen kurzen Moment kann man alle Sorgen vergessen. Ich habe heute beim Milka Schokoladenpaket Gewinnspiel mit gemacht. Vielleicht ist das auch was für dich?
Alt 09.12.2000, 04:49   #22
GefallenerEngel
Golden Member
Themenstarter
 
Registriert seit: 07/2000
Ort: Hannover
Beiträge: 1.337
Ach loon *rotwird*

Ist doch nicht der Rede wert
GefallenerEngel ist offline  
Alt 09.12.2000, 19:04   #23
GefallenerEngel
Golden Member
Themenstarter
 
Registriert seit: 07/2000
Ort: Hannover
Beiträge: 1.337
Tür 9

Kategorie: Zum letzten Mal(?): der Evil Overlord

* My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble

* Even though I don´t really care because I plan on living forever, I will hire engineers who are able to build me a fortress sturdy enough that, if I am slain, it won´t tumble to the ground for no good structural reason

* I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion

* All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre-emptively put to death

* My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief

* Any and all magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who has given up his/her life through self sacrifice will be outlawed and destroyed

* I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by

* I won´t require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely of black leather will be reserved for formal occasions

* I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero´s party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung

* I will not turn into a snake. It never helps
GefallenerEngel ist offline  
Alt 09.12.2000, 19:08   #24
xtine
Special Member
 
Registriert seit: 09/2000
Beiträge: 5.082
Hey,
da bin ich heute wohl die erste, die das Türchen aufmachen durfte...*freu

xtine ist offline  
Alt 10.12.2000, 21:18   #25
GefallenerEngel
Golden Member
Themenstarter
 
Registriert seit: 07/2000
Ort: Hannover
Beiträge: 1.337
Tür 10

Kategorie: Warning labels that they should put on beer cans

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same story over and over again

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can´t remember

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy
GefallenerEngel ist offline  
Alt 11.12.2000, 09:03   #26
GefallenerEngel
Golden Member
Themenstarter
 
Registriert seit: 07/2000
Ort: Hannover
Beiträge: 1.337
Tür 11

Kategorie: GRAVELY SPEAKING: Actual Epitaphs from real tombstones

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Istrael wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna"


--

On the grave of Ezekiel Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies Ezekiel Aikle - Age 102
The good die young


--

In a London, England, cemetery:
Here lies Ann Mann
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann


--

Memory of an accident in Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake


--

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw


--

In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast
Pardon me for not rising
GefallenerEngel ist offline  
Alt 12.12.2000, 18:43   #27
GefallenerEngel
Golden Member
Themenstarter
 
Registriert seit: 07/2000
Ort: Hannover
Beiträge: 1.337
Tür 12

Kategorie: Annoying non-gamers at the office

* During company meetings, when someone asks if there are any questions, raise your hand and ask if "Do you think the Hulk could take Superman in a fair fight?" If the reply is, "I don´t know." Stand up and say, "I don´t think I can work for this company any longer." and walk out

* If asked if you can handle an important project, roll some twenty siders, consider the results and say, "Damn! I failed my saving throw. You better let O´Riley handle this one."

* Have an engraved name tag made with your name then install it on a stall door in the restroom. Then put a shelf in the stall and place family pictures, sticky pads, pens and a stabler on it. For a final touch buy a throw rug and put on the stall floor. If someone tries to use your stall or comments about your improvements insist that you called, "Dibs!" and they should stay the hell out of your stall

* While making presentations occasionally say, "If I was the man I was five years ago, I´d like to take a flamethrower to this place!"
GefallenerEngel ist offline  
Alt 13.12.2000, 19:11   #28
GefallenerEngel
Golden Member
Themenstarter
 
Registriert seit: 07/2000
Ort: Hannover
Beiträge: 1.337
Tür 13

Kategorie: Things to do with a dead follower

Whether they are called hirelings, henchmen, or just lowlifes, all flunky-type characters have two things in common: they are low in ability and high in mortality. If they´re not too helpful when they´re alive, why not get some usefulness out of them after they´ve died?
P.S: Return of the Evil Overlord

* Shield against missiles
* Battering Ram (after rigor mortis sets in)
* Monster bait
* Hireling morale "booster" ("Look what happened to Fred! He didn´t follow orders...")
* Gag gift
* Castle or Hood ornament
* Distraction for pursuing/attacking monsters
* Anchor (best if wearing armor)
* Clumsy but effective missile weapon (one, two, three, heave!)
* Set off traps with
* Melee weapon (when swung by the heels)
* Fertilizer
* Treasure storage (may need to gut and clean first)
* Source of magic spell material components
* Doorstop
* Sell to necromancers or other corpse-collectors
* Body parts can be used for practical jokes
* Counterweight
* Excessive mourning over body by you may convince others of your sincerity and sensitivity
* Covenient person to blame (Party points to corpse and says, "He did it!")
GefallenerEngel ist offline  
Alt 13.12.2000, 21:51   #29
xtine
Special Member
 
Registriert seit: 09/2000
Beiträge: 5.082
Dann kann man ja nur hoffen, daß sie nicht zu Zombies werden
xtine ist offline  
Alt 14.12.2000, 09:38   #30
GefallenerEngel
Golden Member
Themenstarter
 
Registriert seit: 07/2000
Ort: Hannover
Beiträge: 1.337
Tür 14

Kategorie: More things to do with a dead follower

* Pit depth-testing
* Put head on pole as warning to others
* Low-lying obstacle (best if camouflaged)
* Zombie servant (with animate dead spell) (tja, xtine, auch das war geplant )
* Scarecrow
* Puddle-crossing
* Booby-trap (with appropiate spells or devices)
* Emergency rations (only for very evil persons or extreme situations)
* Monster snack
* Get to drive in high-occupancy lane without the annoyance of a living passenger
* Chum
* Receptable for lost soul
* Advertisement for mortician/taxidermist (prepared corpses only)
* Extra weight for better vehicle traction
* Weapons/spell test target
* Catapult ammunition (best if diseased)
* Glue (some processing required)
* Opportunity for dramatic speech about revenge, etc.
* Ventriloquist´s practice dummy
* Raise up for monster fodder. Repeat as needed
GefallenerEngel ist offline  
Alt 14.12.2000, 09:38 #00
Verbraucherinformant

Registriert seit: 21.08.2005
Ort: Litfaß
Beiträge: 4692

Hey GefallenerEngel, egal wie gross deine Sorgen auch sein mögen, mir hilft es immer nach draußen zu gehen und den Grill anzuwerfen. Grillen ist Entspannung pur. Ob nun ein deftiges BBQ oder ein einfach mariniertes Schweinesteak. Am Grill kann ich alle Probleme vergessen. Du hast noch keinen Grill? Bei der Telekom kannst du aktuell am Angrillen 2019 Gewinnspiel mitmachen und entweder einen Beefer oder ein Keramik Ei gewinnen. Wer von uns gewinnt lädt den anderen ein ;-)
 

Ausgesuchte Informationen

Themen-Optionen





Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 (Deutsch)
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimisation provided by DragonByte SEO (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2019 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Alle Zeitangaben in WEZ +1. Es ist jetzt 21:08 Uhr.